The Rant Puppets

Emma Watson said that she’d be willing to do a nude scene in a movie. Oh, man! I’m going to line up for the movie right away!

Apple says it’s unreasonable for anyone to believe their advertising. Now, I know that the point of advertising is just to get us to buy their products, and there’s always some massaging going on, but come ON, Apple, you can’t say things like that!

Next year DC Comics is putting out another version of Superman’s origin story, man, and they shouldn’t! Are they crazy? They’ve got to give Superman a break, man, he’s exhausted!