The Rant Puppets

Pretty awesome, right? Farrah got to talk to Dr. Kiki Sanford, from This Week in Science!

Emma Watson said that she’d be willing to do a nude scene in a movie. Oh, man! I’m going to line up for the movie right away!

Apple says it’s unreasonable for anyone to believe their advertising. Now, I know that the point of advertising is just to get us to buy their products, and there’s always some massaging going on, but come ON, Apple, you can’t say things like that!

Ray Comfort is an uneducated dullard, proud of his profound ignorance, who doesn’t seem to take even the slimmest bit of time to actually look up what he’s talking about to see if he’s right.

Next year DC Comics is putting out another version of Superman’s origin story, man, and they shouldn’t! Are they crazy? They’ve got to give Superman a break, man, he’s exhausted!