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		<title>WWDC Keynote: Apple unfair to Microsoft</title>
		<link>http://rantpuppets.com/2009/06/wwdc-keynote-apple-unfair-to-microsoft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Will the Palm Pre steal the iPhone&#8217;s thunder?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 14:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why Doesn&#8217;t Gary Goodyear Understand Science?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Apple Thinks You&#8217;re Stupid.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple says it&#8217;s unreasonable for anyone to believe their advertising. Now, I know that the point of advertising is just to get us to buy their products, and there&#8217;s always some massaging going on, but come ON, Apple, you can&#8217;t say things like that!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple says it&#8217;s unreasonable for anyone to believe their advertising. Now, I know that the point of advertising is just to get us to buy their products, and there&#8217;s always some massaging going on, but come ON, Apple, you can&#8217;t say things like that!</p>
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		<title>Amazon won&#8217;t let me buy their Amazon Mobile App!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to get their FREE app, but they won&#8217;t let me! Why? Because I&#8217;m not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I&#8217;m in the right country. Unbelievable!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to get their FREE app, but they won&#8217;t let me! Why? Because I&#8217;m not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I&#8217;m in the right country. Unbelievable!</p>
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		<title>Ray Comfort is a Dolt.</title>
		<link>http://rantpuppets.com/2008/12/ray-comfort-is-a-dolt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ray Comfort is an uneducated dullard, proud of his profound ignorance, who doesn&#8217;t seem to take even the slimmest bit of time to actually look up what he&#8217;s talking about to see if he&#8217;s right.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ray Comfort is an uneducated dullard, proud of his profound ignorance, who doesn&#8217;t seem to take even the slimmest bit of time to actually look up what he&#8217;s talking about to see if he&#8217;s right.</p>
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		<title>AT&amp;T&#8217;s iPhone Tethering Plan Sucks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Steve Jobs doesn&#8217;t want Apple to Succeed!</title>
		<link>http://rantpuppets.com/2008/11/steve-jobs-doesnt-want-apple-to-succeed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>iPhone 2.2 &#8211; Apple Says Screw You, Canada!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Puppet Wars</title>
		<link>http://rantpuppets.com/2008/11/puppet-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Hoggworks, we wrote a post about taking the craft seriously. Loren Feldman got very offended.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At Hoggworks, we wrote a post about <a href="http://www.hoggworks.com/2008/11/taking-it-seriously/">taking the craft seriously</a>. Loren Feldman got <a href="http://www.1938media.com/puppet-envy" target="_blank">very offended</a>.</p>
<p>This is our response to his offense:<br />
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